Send In the Clowns

It's time, ladies and gentlemen, to send in the clowns. Wait. Don't bother. They're here.

Congressional Democrats this week have displayed yet another clown show for your entertainment. First, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid suggested that the fires in California are the result of global warming.

What a scream. The head clown knows that arson has been identified as the culprit, and the arsonist(s) is a suspected terrorist.

That's right. The massive, devastating fires in California may be the work of terrorists with ties to overseas organizations that are forever devising means to kill us. Yet funny man Harry Reid thinks it's global warming. What a sense of humor.

But that's not all. Those wascally wabbit Democrats in Congress think the fires in California are the perfect vehicle by which to resurrect SCHIP--the massive government program that gives health insurance to 'impoverished' kids from families that make up to $80,000 per year.

I am laughing so hard I can't breath. Send the paramedics! I need oxygen!

And to top it off, the very fact that they are using the fires that are occurring in some of the most affluent portions of California to justify an expansion of government nanny-care to poor children had me rolling in the floor, writhing in pain, attempting to control my incessant giggling.

Are we to expect the fires in California's elite communities to result in proposals from the Democrats to expand SCHIP to cover children from families with incomes up to one million bucks per year?

One of them even said a vote against SCHIP for the children of elites is a vote against Jesus!

Holy Moly! The guffaws are now uncontrollable.

This is not to mention that Hillary Clinton stated she supports the Second Amendment. Joe Biden and Barack Obama said the same thing. And Billy Richardson wants us to forget what he said during the first Democratic debate about taking guns out of the hands of certain citizens based upon some medical diagnosis, all at the whim of some psychiatrist, of course.

Snicker. These little stinkers are such sly ones! Why were they not around during Vaudeville?

And to think that just last week Nancy Pelosi insulted millions of Eagle Scouts and their families by supporting a move to delete God from the documentation of the flying of a flag at the Capitol, a Democratic leader leaked an email that alienated millions of NASCAR fans by implying government workers need shots to protect them from oozing sores and warts before going to a race, and Hillary Clinton stated she wants to give every boy, girl, man, and woman in America a thousand bucks.

Not only am I rolling in the aisles, laughing uncontrollably, and losing my breath, but I am on the brink of passing out.

My friends, with a clown show like this, who needs the circus? Send me some popcorn, coca-cola, and milk duds. I'm having a ball.

Second Amendment News Roundup for 10/25/07

Focusing on guns and politics, here is today's Second Amendment News Roundup:

The McCarville Report has the latest news on the now-nation-wide story of the Quran being given to Oklahoma lawmakers. It seems that Council that is behind the thing has a Muslim agenda:
http://wwwtmrcom.blogspot.com/2007/10/blogger-bates-examines-councils-muslim.html

The Jet Pilot has an update on the officer who inappropriately touched a female high school student:
http://ajetpilot.blogspot.com/2007/10/guilty.html

Alphecca tells us about the idiot of the day:
http://www.alphecca.com/?p=488

Armed and Safe reports the latest drivel from a writer in the New York Daily News:
http://armedandsafe.blogspot.com/2007/10/due-process-we-dont-need-no-steenking.html

Of Arms and the Law says that the 'Empty Holster Protest' is getting good national coverage from Fox News:
http://armsandthelaw.com/archives/2007/10/empty_holsters_1.php

Oscar Poppa has a critically important and sobering question to consider:
http://oscarpoppa.us/?p=739

Red's Trading Post says that the ATF has been rebuked for shutting down dealers due to record keeping errors:
http://redstradingpost.blogspot.com/2007/10/atf-is-rebuked-for-shutting-down.html

Say Uncle posts more ATF woes here:
http://www.saysuncle.com/archives/2007/10/25/more_atf_woes-6/

You just gotta see this! Sharp as a Marble posts, 'Who Needs Rights, Anyway?':
http://blog.robballen.com/archive/2007/10/25/Who-needs-rights-anyway.aspx

Snow Flakes in Hell posts a video of Mike Huckabee coming on strong on the Second Amendment:
http://www.snowflakesinhell.com/?p=1780

Breda has an interesting read entitled, 'Grocery Store Submission':
http://thebredafallacy.blogspot.com/2007/10/grocery-store-submission.html

Nicki at The Liberty Zone takes to task a clueless bitch:
http://libertyzone.blogspot.com/2007/10/this-bitch-needs-clue.html

The Ninth Stage makes an excellent point about PSH at college campuses--'we only allow guns on campus for murder and mayhem':
http://ninthstage.com/index.php/2007/10/25/i-keep-reading-these-statements/

Take a look at a post entitled, 'Compromise,' by David Codrea at War on Guns:
http://waronguns.blogspot.com/2007/10/compromise.html

Tam at a View from the Porch has a confession of a 'heartless weasel.' I agree, so I guess that makes me a heartless weasel too:
http://booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/2007/10/confession-of-heartless-weasel.html

Michelle Malkin reports that the Democratic sons of bitches are using the California fires to resurrect SCHIP....and the certified lunatic stated that 'a vote against SCHIP is a vote against Jesus.' I need so quit right now before I go on a tirade that will convince all my friends that I have truly lost all my religion:
http://michellemalkin.com/2007/10/24/playing-fire-with-s-chip/