WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, NAN?

It seems that Nan has been in hiding since Friday, preferring to withdraw from the public eye after her gargantuan debacle of a news conference in which she accused the CIA of lying to her.

Over the weekend Nan was nowhere to be found. Reports are that she has been holed up with her attorneys attempting to figure out what to do now.

Today she will in all likelihood creep back into the public eye (she has House business to tend), but what will she say?

Notably, the White House has declined a response to Pelosi's allegations.

Woman Thoroughly Fisks San Fran Nan!

San Fran Nan, Speaker of the House, has at least one woman in an uproar over her behavior. Here is an excerpt to whet your appetite:

You, madam, are a complete failure. You’re nothing but a mealy mouthed liar, who has set women in politics back 80 years. Congratulations! The American women who follow in your footsteps will thank you, and your name will go down in history. Problem is though, it will be associated with words like, failure, scandal, disgrace, incompetence, and coming soon I hope, traitor.

Read the entire thing here.

UPDATE: Nan Gets Her Way on New Rules

Commissar Nan Pelosi, Speaker of the House, got her way on the new rules as House Democrats voted overwhelmingly to approve a measure that will muzzle Republicans.

Only a small handful of Democrats did the right thing and voted to retain fairness rules that permit the minority Party to block potential legislation.

The Democrats certainly benefited from the fairness rules while Republicans were in the majority. Never did the GOP attempt to thwart the right of the minority Party to block bills.

Yet when Democrats come to 'power' fairness goes out the door.

And now, the Democrats can steamroll any piece of legislation through Congress without having to contend with opposition.

Sieg Heil!

Whatcha Gonna Do NOW, Nan?

Under immense pressure from Leftist groups who support her, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-San Francisco) is being urged to begin impeachment proceedings against President Bush in order to 'stop the current economic crisis.'

Remind me to ask you later how impeaching Bush in his last 2 months of office will help the economy.

And don't look now, my dear Leftist friends, but if Bush is impeached, Dick Cheney becomes President, at least until January 20.

So, if you're thinking that impeaching Bush will put your dear Lord and Savior, the Obamessiah (known as 'The Chairman' on The Liberty Sphere), into office early, that only reveals your vast ignorance of the U.S. Constitution.

Nonetheless, Nan is being urged by some of her biggest supporters to do something that will happen anyway in just over 2 months--the end of Bush's 2 terms of office.

But this is not the only thing Nan will be facing with regard to Bush. 'The Chairman' and Senate Majority Leader 'Oil Can' Harry Reid are talking about launching a full investigation into the Bush administration, complete with endless hearings, billions of tax dollars spent, and lots of grandstanding on the part of The Chairman, Nan, Oil Can, and their surrogates in the Democrat Party.

I have a theory about that. As long as the Democrats can divert attention away from their real agenda by keeping Bush-bashing at the forefront of the news night after night, they can do their dirty work under cover as they systematically go about the task of taking complete control of the government and vastly increasing government power in our daily lives.

Thus, the endless investigations into the Bush administration will serve as a neat diversionary tactic. While we peons in the electorate watch as Bush, Cheney and company are vilified, The Chairman, Oil Can, and Nan can go about their covert operation to seize more control and undertake the most massive expansion of federal government power in the history of the Republic.