Bikini Photos of Sarah Palin?

In an attempt to do what they think will turn conservative evangelicals against Sarah Palin, certain members of the Democratic leftwing have sunk to the level of going through garbage bins and landfills attempting to find bikini photos of GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

Uh, guys, don't stop what you're doing. I wouldn't want to deprive you of the joys of pilfering through acres of the rank stench of discarded waste.

But, please realize that even if you find something, it won't work.

Obviously you know nothing about most Christian evangelicals, or else you would not have bothered.

For example, down here in my neck of the woods, South Carolina, Baptists in the area outnumber all other denominations 2-to-1. Yet Baptist teenagers and college-age young women, and older, are not shy about displaying their short-shorts and t-shirts that bare midriff, bikinis and thong bathing suits at the beach and at the pool, and even miniskirts that some wear to church.

One of the joys of going to a large Baptist church in the South is getting a leg-show. It makes an otherwise dull sermon much more palatable.

Thus, the Palin-in-a-bikini thing is a non-issue, guys. Hope you have fun trying to get disinfected after going through all of that infectious waste. NEXT!