A Pop Quiz for Barack

Barack Obama seems to be making a big deal out of the fact that John McCain could not answer a question as to how many houses he owns. The bigger issue is how Barack Obama came to own the 1.5 million-dollar-home HE owns.

Thus, I think it's time that we gave Barack a little pop quiz.

1. Barack, who is Tony Rezko and what has been your relationship with him?
2. How could you afford to own a house that costs that much money on your meager, poor man's salary as a legislator in Illinois and 'college professor.?'
3. Which strings were pulled with Fannie Mae to get you special financing for that home, particularly since one of your good buddies was head of the mortgage giant?

Now that we have dealt a bit with YOUR housing issue, Barack, let's go a bit further, shall we?

4. Why do your campaign offices in various parts of the country have pictures of Cuban Communist leader and mass murderer Che Guevara hanging on the walls?
5. Who is Bill Ayers, and what has been your relationship with him?
6. How do you explain being a Christian and yet belonging to an ultra-liberal church for over 20 years that espouses 'liberation theology' by a Pastor who preaches 'God damn America?'
7. Why do you have a forged birth certificate?
8. Why are you accepting campaign funds from anonymous overseas sources that have been traced to Hamas?

If you can answer these questions, Barack, without drowning in the box into which you have tied yourself, we will call you Houdini.

True, this is only 8 questions, but remember, it is a pop quiz. But since Barack probably cannot satisfactorily answer any of these questions, we can only assume that 8 simple questions are 'above his pay grade.'