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Saturday, May 31, 2008

Bastards! 31 Furman Professors Excused from Graduation

Breaking their contract agreement with the university, a group of 31 Furman University professors have been 'excused' from attending the school's graduation ceremony today.

The group is miffed that President Bush will deliver the commencement address.

Administrators at Furman granted the 31 professors 'conscientious objection' status so that they could break their contractual agreement without suffering any negative consequences. Furman professors sign a contract that stipulates that they attend all graduation ceremonies.

But apparently the school decided that the 31 gold bricks do not need to follow their contracts like everyone else.

And what about the students who will miss out on having some of their professors at the ceremony, all because they are too self-absorbed on political matters to put the students first?

We can rest assured that these students will never forget that in the final analysis it was more important for these 31 sorry excuses for teachers to make a political statement than to celebrate the graduation of their students.

If it were up to me, the 31 bastards would be 'excused' from service to Furman permanently.

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