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Thursday, September 20, 2007

'Darth Vader' Cheney Vs. Hillary the Hutt

Well, my friends, yesterday Hillary Clinton made news by referring to Vice President Dick Cheney as 'Darth Vader,' the ominous character from 'Star Wars' who represented the dark side of 'the Force.'

It occurred to me in contemplating such a comparison that perhaps Mrs. Clinton could be 'Hillary the Hutt,' a female version of the obnoxious, evil blob in the Star Wars films by the name of 'Jabba the Hutt.'

The fictional slug-like alien is a crime lord and gangster who employs a plethora of goons, hit-men, body-guards, smugglers, and other criminals to operate his massive empire of corruption.

Are we starting to get the picture?

Darth Vader Cheney vs. Hillary the Hutt.

Perhaps George Lucas could make this into a film. I would go see it.

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