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Saturday, June 09, 2007

Sword-Wielding Man Chases Burglar in Underwear

Washington, DC (TLS). The town where this occurred shall remain nameless, and the homeowner who was involved will also remain nameless. But I can vouch for the veracity of the story.

It seems a burglar who was on the prowl in a certain neighborhood decided that he could climb into upstairs windows much easier by removing his clothes. So, he proceeded to break into one home in nothing but his boxer shorts.

The only thing is, he was greeted by the homeowner who was awakened by the noise. Immediately the homeowner jumped up out of bed, in his underwear, grabbed a samurai sword he kept under the bed, and chased the burglar out of the house and into the neighborhood.

Now get this picture for me.

Two men, one running for his life dressed in nothing but boxer shorts, is being chased in the middle of the night by a man in his underwear who is brandishing a sword.

I wish I had been there with a video camera. Surely the thing would win America's Funniest Videos.

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