Bill Clinton Holds Fundraiser in Exercise Club

New York, NY (TLS). 35 scantily clad females and 5 males paid $2300.00 a piece to exercise while Bill 'Cigars' Clinton spoke to the group, took questions from attendees, and raised funds for wife Hillary at an exercise club in Manhattan.

In order to spend an hour or so with the ex-President, club members who paid the fee agreed to cover up their skimpy exercise attire with large, long-sleeved t-shirts in 'deference' to Clinton.

Obviously, club owners didn't wish to overly tempt 'Cigars' Clinton by parading scantily clad, good looking females in front of him while he spoke.

This affair took place at the 'SoulCycle' Spinning Studio on the Upper West Side of Manhattan.

One of the participants was a writer by the name of Charla Krupp, who stated, 'There was more makeup in that spinning class than I had ever seen in my life. Everyone looked like they had just come from the beauty salon.'

After giving a short speech, Clinton took questions for roughly a half-hour.

Several women who attended the event reported that they were more than just a little dazzled by the ex-President. One stated, 'He was incredible, he was engaging, exciting, warm, brilliant, phenomenal. It only gets you more excited to do more.'

Wow. Sounds like this chic got hot enough without doing any cycling.

Another said, 'There’s no question why he’s the most popular former president. But again, Hillary’s the front-runner. It’s now our time, women’s time, to have a vote.'

Don't worry, dear. If you can get Hillary out of the way by placing her in the Oval Office, she will be much too busy to care about Bill's dalliances--just in case you have designs.

Bill was able to raise over $70,000 for Hillary's campaign during that one event...35 women and 5 men in an exercise club. News personnel and photographers were not allowed at the private fundraiser.

Wonder if Bill passed out the cigars?