And Now a Little Humor

~Joke of the Day~

It seems that an elderly couple went on a tour of the Holy Land. While they were there the woman died suddenly and unexpectedly. The husband was perplexed as to what to do, being so far away from home.

He approached the local funeral authorities in the Holy Land and explained his plight.

They said, 'Sir, we can help you. It is fairly easy. You can either pay $5000 to ship your wife's body back to the U.S., or we will bury her right here in the Holy Land for just $150 American dollars.'

The man thought for a moment and said, 'I appreciate the offer, but I think I'll be shipping her back home.'

The funeral director was perplexed and exclaimed, 'You mean you had rather pay $5000 to have her shipped home than to pay just $150 to have her buried in the Holy Land?'

The man said, 'Yes. It seems I remember another man who died here once, and he rose from the grave in just three days. I'm NOT taking any chances.'